Sit down soldier, I have some truths to tell you. You ended up trying to join the military because you're such a huge failure in life already. But the army doesn't want you either and here are just some of the many reasons why. Be prepared to cry because this extreme verbal beatdown will break you.

Sit down soldier, I have some truths to tell you. You ended up trying to join the military because you're such a huge failure in life already. But the army doesn't want you either and here are just some of the many reasons why. Be prepared to cry because this extreme verbal beatdown will break you.