Sit down you beta bitch. You think you had a hard time getting laid before, just wait until I am done with your hair. I have zero experience cutting hair so expect me to fuck this up, in the most hilarious way. Equipped with scissors and a razor, I am going to make you look absolutely ridiculous and completely unfuckable.

Sit down you beta bitch. You think you had a hard time getting laid before, just wait until I am done with your hair. I have zero experience cutting hair so expect me to fuck this up, in the most hilarious way. Equipped with scissors and a razor, I am going to make you look absolutely ridiculous and completely unfuckable.