Why on earth would a loser like you need a savings account? You're not exactly going to need it in the future are you? No, you'll be all alone, single still and without any reason to save at all. No dates, presents, or big trips with a girlfriend to save for because you're a huge loser with no prospects for dating or relationships ever.

Why on earth would a loser like you need a savings account? You're not exactly going to need it in the future are you? No, you'll be all alone, single still and without any reason to save at all. No dates, presents, or big trips with a girlfriend to save for because you're a huge loser with no prospects for dating or relationships ever.