Michael has been very naughty! I caught him doing something absolutely disgusting and now I'm calling him up to remind him of exactly what I know. I've called him many times before but this time is different because I've found out his hometown and his wife's full name. If he doesn't do exactly what I tell him to, he's in for a major homewrecking. Blackmail may be a bitch, but so am I & I am going to make Michael pay... or else!

Michael has been very naughty! I caught him doing something absolutely disgusting and now I'm calling him up to remind him of exactly what I know. I've called him many times before but this time is different because I've found out his hometown and his wife's full name. If he doesn't do exactly what I tell him to, he's in for a major homewrecking. Blackmail may be a bitch, but so am I & I am going to make Michael pay... or else!