A play on the title from the cult classic movie, I actually have ten distinct reasons I completely hate you. But there is only one way to find out what they are, and that's to watch this clip while you cry to yourself, all alone in your room. Hopefully, you'll cry enough to generate some tears as lube so you can stroke to all the mean things I am about to tell you.

A play on the title from the cult classic movie, I actually have ten distinct reasons I completely hate you. But there is only one way to find out what they are, and that's to watch this clip while you cry to yourself, all alone in your room. Hopefully, you'll cry enough to generate some tears as lube so you can stroke to all the mean things I am about to tell you.