What a day to be a loser virgin!?! Everyone else is out for special dates with their significant other. Going home for amazingly hot sex that you've never even experienced once. You'll be stuck home alone feeling sorry for yourself that you're still a virgin loser as an adult when most people lost their virginity years ago. How embarrassing, I hope no one knows!

What a day to be a loser virgin!?! Everyone else is out for special dates with their significant other. Going home for amazingly hot sex that you've never even experienced once. You'll be stuck home alone feeling sorry for yourself that you're still a virgin loser as an adult when most people lost their virginity years ago. How embarrassing, I hope no one knows!