Social Distancing has been put in order to ensure humanity remains intact. The key to social distancing is isolation and staying away from human contact. I know you're getting lonely, horny, depressed, and a little insane. I'm here to make you forget about what's happening in the world around you and focus on serving me. Even though life is changing as we know it, all you can think about is me. I'm glad you have all this extra free time to focus on how to serve me properly.

Social Distancing has been put in order to ensure humanity remains intact. The key to social distancing is isolation and staying away from human contact. I know you're getting lonely, horny, depressed, and a little insane. I'm here to make you forget about what's happening in the world around you and focus on serving me. Even though life is changing as we know it, all you can think about is me. I'm glad you have all this extra free time to focus on how to serve me properly.