Hello, my little cucky.. I'm so glad you're here right now, because I just had the most amazing, sexy night last night and I just want to rub it in your face. What were you doing last night? Staying home, alone and pathetic? What a big surprise. While you were living the loser cuckold life, I was out at a huge, exclusive sex party where I met the hottest woman ever who, by the way, had a much bigger dick that you do. I was looking amazing, in fact, wearing this exact purple lingerie. Wouldn't you love to take it off me? Of course, that would never happen, but she definitely got to.

Just listen with your pathetic jealousy as I go over every single excruciating detail of how I sat on her face, how she pleasured me and how I pleasured her. All the things you desperately wish you could do but you know you'll never get to. It was so fucking hot, I'm still glowing from the experience. It just makes it all the more satisfying getting to rub it all in your sad, loser face after the fact. You can't even process what it would be like to live one day in my shoes, but you definitely know what you're missing, don't you? The deep carnal pleasures with a hottie, the sucking and fucking, the multiple long lasting orgasms.. Oh well, have fun jerking to just one story of my sexy life while you live vicariously through me!