We were all getting ready to go out together tonight but you’re running behind, I mean, you’re not even dressed! Wait, you’re entirely naked! Holy fuck is that really your cock??? That sad little worm is your dick? Oh my god I have never seen a dick that small! I had no idea this is what you had in your pants, but this changes everything! We can’t be seen out in the club with a tiny dicked little loser! That would be sooooo embarrassing! You can’t come with us anymore. In fact, I don’t think you can even be in our friend group at this point! That is just way too tiny to even be real. I’m de...

We were all getting ready to go out together tonight but you’re running behind, I mean, you’re not even dressed! Wait, you’re entirely naked! Holy fuck is that really your cock??? That sad little worm is your dick? Oh my god I have never seen a dick that small! I had no idea this is what you had in your pants, but this changes everything! We can’t be seen out in the club with a tiny dicked little loser! That would be sooooo embarrassing! You can’t come with us anymore. In fact, I don’t think you can even be in our friend group at this point! That is just way too tiny to even be real. I’m definitely telling everyone else about it, too!

Now listen to me tell you how disgusting it is while I laugh at your cosmic misfortune. I’m going to berate you for your sad little shrimp and while I do, you’re just going to get hard, aren’t you? My cruel words turn you on so much, isn’t that right? Even more pathetic! Well, since you’re ‘hard’, might as well take advantage of that, I have never seen a dick that small cum before and it might be interesting! I’m going to instruct you on how to pump that tiny thing until you squirt everywhere! Gross!

And no, you still can’t come with us.