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Have you ever measured your cock before? No? Like most men, I bet you’re over estimating the size of it, adding a few imaginary inches. Well I have My tape measure handy, and today we’re going to get the exact measurements of your dick, because tbh it looks really tiny. So come on then, get it out I want to have a closer look at it - HA! It’s tiny. I taunt you and tease you with My tape measure, showing you different sizes and showing you what the national average, showing you the size of s big 10inch porno dick, and comparing your dicklet to My little finger before I give you. Awwwww has that crushed your ego - you thought your peepee was bigger didn’t you? Awww it’s just a tiny little willy. Awwww you’re so delusional thinking it was any bigger...