The Holidays are such a trying time, being coerced into spending time with your family. Eating the same old food, listening to the same tired stories, getting into the same exhausting arguments. At the end of it all, what do you have to show for it? An empty wallet and socks. I know you crave an escape, and here I am offering it to you. Sit back, relax for a few min, enjoy my perfection while I melt away all cares. Watch over and over again, as many times as necessary, treat your mind to me.

The Holidays are such a trying time, being coerced into spending time with your family. Eating the same old food, listening to the same tired stories, getting into the same exhausting arguments. At the end of it all, what do you have to show for it? An empty wallet and socks. I know you crave an escape, and here I am offering it to you. Sit back, relax for a few min, enjoy my perfection while I melt away all cares. Watch over and over again, as many times as necessary, treat your mind to me.