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I've been working here for many years now, and I feel like it's time for a promotion. I don't just want a small pay raise or extra vacation time. No, I have my eyes on the prize, and you're gonna give it to me. What do I want? Well, your job, of course! I want to be the CEO, and I think that position is well suited for me. I'm smarter, more powerful, more deserving, and just better than you in every way. What, is a woman standing up to you making you nervous? Feeling a little stressed? Take a sniff from this bottle of "essential oils." That should clear up any tension, and put you in the right mind frame to give me exactly what I want...