You’ve missed my perfect ass fart bitch. No other woman has an ass like mine. I have a confession. I learned that you have a weakness for when I cross my legs and fart. Is that true? Let’s put it to the test. Oh there is one other little thing. You’re going to be dropping anything I wish at my feet as I shove your face into the cushion of my chair to sniff out every bit of stench my ass has left behind.

You’ve missed my perfect ass fart bitch. No other woman has an ass like mine. I have a confession. I learned that you have a weakness for when I cross my legs and fart. Is that true? Let’s put it to the test. Oh there is one other little thing. You’re going to be dropping anything I wish at my feet as I shove your face into the cushion of my chair to sniff out every bit of stench my ass has left behind.