This book is so funny! Who is this mohammed thinking that he is ? I am your! This book, what...the quran? It's so funny. It should be sold in the fiction comedy section at the book store. You smelly little brown people don't actually believe this do you? Anyways, in honor of your month of Ramadan in which you should be fasting to eat nothing but my ass, paying tribute and jerking to me daily...I show you just how useful your Quran really is as...my toilet paper, something to wipe the soles of my shoes with and something to keep my Goddess feet nice and clean. Then just for fun, I scrape pages ...

This book is so funny! Who is this mohammed thinking that he is ? I am your! This book, what...the quran? It's so funny. It should be sold in the fiction comedy section at the book store. You smelly little brown people don't actually believe this do you? Anyways, in honor of your month of Ramadan in which you should be fasting to eat nothing but my ass, paying tribute and jerking to me daily...I show you just how useful your Quran really is as...my toilet paper, something to wipe the soles of my shoes with and something to keep my Goddess feet nice and clean. Then just for fun, I scrape pages out with my toes and rip them out with my feet. Also, a couple more household chores these silly pages come in useful for. Now bend lowly and worship your Goddess Vivian Leigh!