Watch my long, manicured fingers trigger you with the tantalising, dominant Loser sign as I call you a moron over and over to drum it into your pathetic mind. This is all you deserve for being a weak, useless little man that nobody wants, needs or cares about. Make yourself memorable by purchasing this clip then get the fuck out of my sight until I next require you to do the most miniscule of tasks- you are after all, incapable of anything more than that!

Watch my long, manicured fingers trigger you with the tantalising, dominant Loser sign as I call you a moron over and over to drum it into your pathetic mind. This is all you deserve for being a weak, useless little man that nobody wants, needs or cares about. Make yourself memorable by purchasing this clip then get the fuck out of my sight until I next require you to do the most miniscule of tasks- you are after all, incapable of anything more than that!