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Spending Valentine’s Day alone again, little virgin? Looking for something to numb the pain? How about something to help you embrace that loneliness instead? To help you understand that losers like you will always be fucking their fists on this day, year after year. But that’s okay - it’s what you were made to do. Pathetic virgins have only one purpose; pleasing unattainable women. Edge all day long with me and find peace in your solitude. You don’t need anyone but me, right?