You don't have to be a loser this Valentine's Day - or any day. You can be mine. It's easier than pleasing the average woman (who probably ends up disappointed anyway since the typical V-day date only costs $55) because you already know there's one way and one way only to please me, but don't expect a thank you. This is a bullshit commercial holiday anyway, do it the right way.

You don't have to be a loser this Valentine's Day - or any day. You can be mine. It's easier than pleasing the average woman (who probably ends up disappointed anyway since the typical V-day date only costs $55) because you already know there's one way and one way only to please me, but don't expect a thank you. This is a bullshit commercial holiday anyway, do it the right way.