I've got your credit card, and I'm about to make a trip to the mall. You can't do anything about it because I have your personal information, and if you cut off your card I'll tell your family and friends what an idiot you've been & show them my receipts with your name on them and tell them alllll your dirty little secrets. Won't that make for some awkward holiday gatherings!

I've got your credit card, and I'm about to make a trip to the mall. You can't do anything about it because I have your personal information, and if you cut off your card I'll tell your family and friends what an idiot you've been & show them my receipts with your name on them and tell them alllll your dirty little secrets. Won't that make for some awkward holiday gatherings!