This is not your typical "themed" video, as I am not your typical woman. My intelligence and way of thinking makes it possible for me to very convincingly make everything about me. Isn't that so frustrating yet so attractive? Not only can I make it about me, I can drag you into it, and that is what I do here. What could have potentially been a generic themed clip to attract attention on a nonsense holiday is now an interactive, personalized way for me to use you to please myself. Happy St. Patrick's Day, now let's celebrate me, your Goddess, my greed, and your obedience.

This is not your typical "themed" video, as I am not your typical woman. My intelligence and way of thinking makes it possible for me to very convincingly make everything about me. Isn't that so frustrating yet so attractive? Not only can I make it about me, I can drag you into it, and that is what I do here. What could have potentially been a generic themed clip to attract attention on a nonsense holiday is now an interactive, personalized way for me to use you to please myself. Happy St. Patrick's Day, now let's celebrate me, your Goddess, my greed, and your obedience.