If two things are certain in life, it's MY ASSETS and taxes. Do you recognize that word? You ought to, your information is in my notebook marked "Assets" and it's time to live up to that name. Yeah, YOU are in it. This year you have two obligations - ME & the tax collector. If you don't pay them they'll send you lots of letters. If you don't pay me...well... I name a few names, is one of them yours? I giggle to think of your face when I read it if so.

If two things are certain in life, it's MY ASSETS and taxes. Do you recognize that word? You ought to, your information is in my notebook marked "Assets" and it's time to live up to that name. Yeah, YOU are in it. This year you have two obligations - ME & the tax collector. If you don't pay them they'll send you lots of letters. If you don't pay me...well... I name a few names, is one of them yours? I giggle to think of your face when I read it if so.