I still can't believe my ex cheated on me. There were so many ways I could've got my own back on him, but I think you'll agree that I chose the best one ;) See, my ex has a fart fetish. All he wanted was for me to fart on his face so he could smell all of my stinky gas. Just as I was coming round to the idea, I find out he was unfaithful! So I thought he might like to watch a video of me - farting in my new boyfriend's face! The only thing that feels better than having all of my farts inhaled, is knowing just how jealous it's going to make my waste of space ex

I still can't believe my ex cheated on me. There were so many ways I could've got my own back on him, but I think you'll agree that I chose the best one ;) See, my ex has a fart fetish. All he wanted was for me to fart on his face so he could smell all of my stinky gas. Just as I was coming round to the idea, I find out he was unfaithful! So I thought he might like to watch a video of me - farting in my new boyfriend's face! The only thing that feels better than having all of my farts inhaled, is knowing just how jealous it's going to make my waste of space ex