I've wanted to do this for years! But now... the timing is just right!

I alert the cops to some suspicious activity at my own address to get them to come by. Little do they know, that my shrinking ray is now fully operational! I sit and wait for them to arrive. I nearly pee my pants in anticipation.

Finally, the doorbell rings and they start pounding away, just the way pigs do.

I tiptoe to the door to try and hear how many are outside, but it's too hard to tell... SO, I open the door and unload on them, and that is the beginning of their end. They have been reduce... Show more