I am minding my own business in the classroom when I spot you and your three shrunken friends on one of the desks. As soon as I lay eyes on you shrunken little men you all freeze with fear! As I take a seat I question where you came from and how you managed to get up onto a desk, and judging by two of you appearing wedged in the ink well you must have all come from inside the desk. I am not in the mood for shrunken men messing up my classroom so I will be finishing you all off right here and now, and as you are clearly the ring leader you can watch the demise of your friends not knowing wh...

I am minding my own business in the classroom when I spot you and your three shrunken friends on one of the desks. As soon as I lay eyes on you shrunken little men you all freeze with fear! As I take a seat I question where you came from and how you managed to get up onto a desk, and judging by two of you appearing wedged in the ink well you must have all come from inside the desk. I am not in the mood for shrunken men messing up my classroom so I will be finishing you all off right here and now, and as you are clearly the ring leader you can watch the demise of your friends not knowing what your fate will be. First of all I will end the lives of the two stuck in the ink well, and as I lie them down on the desk I get one of my big school books, as I plan to drop it on them both, squashing them! As the book falls on top of your two friends can you hear them crush beneath? Well it is not over yet, as I move their tiny lifeless bodies out of my way I grab the other one of your friends and lay him on the desk also, but it is not the book for him. I slip off my tight restrictive skirt as I need to get my high heel up on the desk, that’s right; your next friend is going to get flattened under my sole! As I move his body to one side I bet you are wondering if you will be crushed.... well it is time for me to end you now, however you will not be crushed, as I plan to swallow you whole instead! As I grab you, life you up and then open my mouth wide you can peer down inside my throat, I hope you are ready as I am going to drop you down into my stomach whole and still alive! F0446