Babe, we've had such a good date tonight, probably the best first date I've ever been on! It's so good that I invite you home and I never do that! We just get on so well and there's so much chemistry, I can't help but want to get to know you a little better.
We're so caught up in the moment that we decide to take things further. I take out my tits and you strip down to your boxers, then you take out your cock and, Oh. My. God. Wtf is that? It's so fucking small! There's no way we can have sex...
I can't help but hide my shock and amusement, I giggle at first and make fun of you and ...

Babe, we've had such a good date tonight, probably the best first date I've ever been on! It's so good that I invite you home and I never do that! We just get on so well and there's so much chemistry, I can't help but want to get to know you a little better.
We're so caught up in the moment that we decide to take things further. I take out my tits and you strip down to your boxers, then you take out your cock and, Oh. My. God. Wtf is that? It's so fucking small! There's no way we can have sex...
I can't help but hide my shock and amusement, I giggle at first and make fun of you and laugh, compare it with my heels before I refuse to fuck you and I even text my friend to tell her what's happened before I kick you out of my house for having such a useless dick!