"I can't believe I was actually thinking about dating you. I even came over to your house to hang out with you after school and even hook up with you until your little step-sister intercepted me and told me your humiliating secret, dork. DIAPERS. Yeah. Diapers. Your lil step sis told me that you wear diapers. She told me EVERYTHING. That you have a changing pad on your bed. That you have a diaper pail in your room. She told me that she's even had to change your diapers, loser. And now that I know your secret? Instead of dating you, I'm going to babysit for you. Your little step-sister is gonna... Show more