Let's just cut to the chase.

We both know that you are such a fucking sad loser that you never get the chance to take a woman out on a date.

The only dates you ever experience are with your right hand.

It's time to put your money where your mouth is and give me the

pampering I deserve.

You will spend all your hard earned money on a date with a different man each night, starting tonight!

Let's just cut to the chase.

We both know that you are such a fucking sad loser that you never get the chance to take a woman out on a date.

The only dates you ever experience are with your right hand.

It's time to put your money where your mouth is and give me the

pampering I deserve.

You will spend all your hard earned money on a date with a different man each night, starting tonight!