Hi there, how are you feeling? Do you remember anything about earlier tonight? We met at the bar and after we had a couple drinks and some laughs you asked if I wanted to go to your place. I had a similar idea but informed you that I would rather you come to my place. You were happy to oblige and here we are. I admit, this isn't likely what you had in mind, but it's what I planned all along. Every Friday night, I go to a different bar and pick up a cute guy whom I take home and proceed to shrink once we arrive. So that's the gist of it...Why would I shrink you? Oh yeah, I left out the best ...

Hi there, how are you feeling? Do you remember anything about earlier tonight? We met at the bar and after we had a couple drinks and some laughs you asked if I wanted to go to your place. I had a similar idea but informed you that I would rather you come to my place. You were happy to oblige and here we are. I admit, this isn't likely what you had in mind, but it's what I planned all along. Every Friday night, I go to a different bar and pick up a cute guy whom I take home and proceed to shrink once we arrive. So that's the gist of it...Why would I shrink you? Oh yeah, I left out the best part. I have a thing for eating shrunken men, and tonight is your not so lucky night!:)