You guys always say I should help myself so sometimes I do. I can help myself in so many ways and I always make sure I do it quick and cleanly so you are none the wiser most of the time. I can get inside your accounts and pay myself, buy myself things with your cash using my po box address for shipping. I can worm my way into your financial institutions and send myself cash, set up direct debits and standing orders. I do love helping myself and maybe I will help myself to your cash tonight!

You guys always say I should help myself so sometimes I do. I can help myself in so many ways and I always make sure I do it quick and cleanly so you are none the wiser most of the time. I can get inside your accounts and pay myself, buy myself things with your cash using my po box address for shipping. I can worm my way into your financial institutions and send myself cash, set up direct debits and standing orders. I do love helping myself and maybe I will help myself to your cash tonight!