Sit down, honey - we need to talk. Remember how I went on vacation a couple years back and totally cheated on you? Well, to be honest, I'm surprised you were OK with me going away without you again after all that happened. Let's just say that I wasn't exactly a "good girl" on this trip either. In fact, this time may have been a whole lot worse. Are you ready to hear the whole sordid story?

Sit down, honey - we need to talk. Remember how I went on vacation a couple years back and totally cheated on you? Well, to be honest, I'm surprised you were OK with me going away without you again after all that happened. Let's just say that I wasn't exactly a "good girl" on this trip either. In fact, this time may have been a whole lot worse. Are you ready to hear the whole sordid story?