You were wedgied and put on the flag pole, you were gone for a while to recuperate, but now you are back! You tell me that some jocks gave you a swirly and made you inhale a lot of water, they told you that you had to join the cheerleader squad or they were going to give you another swirly! It sounds like you should just join the cheerleader squad to avoid anymore issues. I am going to pull some strings for you so you can join the cheerleader squad without trying out. You could be out sissy cheerleader! I could send you over to the opposing football teams and you can keep them busy and tire...

You were wedgied and put on the flag pole, you were gone for a while to recuperate, but now you are back! You tell me that some jocks gave you a swirly and made you inhale a lot of water, they told you that you had to join the cheerleader squad or they were going to give you another swirly! It sounds like you should just join the cheerleader squad to avoid anymore issues. I am going to pull some strings for you so you can join the cheerleader squad without trying out. You could be out sissy cheerleader! I could send you over to the opposing football teams and you can keep them busy and tire them out before the big games. I think this is going to work out so well!