If I wanted someone to be a useless idiot then I am all set, I have you! You are the most useless, ugly, little dick loser that constantly fails at everything. You cannot complete even the easiest of tasks! Because you are so stupid and worthless it means that I am not getting what I want. You are unable to give me even the bare minimum and that's just disappointing, but this isn't all about me! You are letting yourself down, you're just failing yourself over and over! This is a problem for YOU, I could try to help you, but you're just that worthless that there's no reason for me to keep yo...

If I wanted someone to be a useless idiot then I am all set, I have you! You are the most useless, ugly, little dick loser that constantly fails at everything. You cannot complete even the easiest of tasks! Because you are so stupid and worthless it means that I am not getting what I want. You are unable to give me even the bare minimum and that's just disappointing, but this isn't all about me! You are letting yourself down, you're just failing yourself over and over! This is a problem for YOU, I could try to help you, but you're just that worthless that there's no reason for me to keep you or even attempt to help you. If I wanted someone to let me down, contribute nothing, and take everything then you'd be perfect. But because you are such a failure and always will be there's no reason for me to ever want to keep you around!