you forgot about my birthday and didn't buy a cake or a gift? Well, well .. I'll come and cook the cake by myself! and you ll eat it all piece by piece!
recipe: eggs, sugar, flour, chocolate, banana, toilet water, used condom, spitting, ashes, squirt, earwax, skin, fingernail dirt, snot, pubic hair, swear etc.
bon appetit, honey! Now you will never forget my birthday!

you forgot about my birthday and didn't buy a cake or a gift? Well, well .. I'll come and cook the cake by myself! and you ll eat it all piece by piece!
recipe: eggs, sugar, flour, chocolate, banana, toilet water, used condom, spitting, ashes, squirt, earwax, skin, fingernail dirt, snot, pubic hair, swear etc.
bon appetit, honey! Now you will never forget my birthday!