I can't believe I found you in your room, tied up naked with a boner! You mean to tell me she got you naked, tied you up, and then just left? Well, I don't have time to find the key for you - it could be ANYWHERE and I have to go meet potential sperm donors today! Or, I mean I know how much you want to get out of those handcuffs, what if YOU get me pregnant? Then I'll have all the time in the world to look for the key!

I can't believe I found you in your room, tied up naked with a boner! You mean to tell me she got you naked, tied you up, and then just left? Well, I don't have time to find the key for you - it could be ANYWHERE and I have to go meet potential sperm donors today! Or, I mean I know how much you want to get out of those handcuffs, what if YOU get me pregnant? Then I'll have all the time in the world to look for the key!