So I went to visit my step-mother today and while I was there I went to use the computer in your home office to check my email. I happened to see that you were still signed in to your email so guess what I did? That's right. I went snooping around in your inbox. And you know what I found, don't you? Of course you do. I found all kinds of emails between you and your mistress. You think you can get away with cheating on my step-mom. Well.....maybe you can. If you make me happy. And you know what I mean by that, don't you. That's right. With your wallet. Hahahahaha. I'll be taking that nice plati...

So I went to visit my step-mother today and while I was there I went to use the computer in your home office to check my email. I happened to see that you were still signed in to your email so guess what I did? That's right. I went snooping around in your inbox. And you know what I found, don't you? Of course you do. I found all kinds of emails between you and your mistress. You think you can get away with cheating on my step-mom. Well.....maybe you can. If you make me happy. And you know what I mean by that, don't you. That's right. With your wallet. Hahahahaha. I'll be taking that nice platinum card you have and using it for my own personal shopping sprees. And as long as you keep paying the bill, then maybe I won't tell my step-mom about what I found in your email.