You've been asking me out for a while now, and I keep making up excuses as to why I cannot go out with you. But at this point I'm sick of making up excuses so I decided to give you a try. You have to reschedule our first date. No big deal, I wasn't really in the mood to hang out with a loser like you anyway. You reschedule our second date, but you are so apologetic about it that I decided to give you one last chance. Here I am showing up for our third attempt at a date. But then you tell me that now you cannot make it because your STEP-MOTHER needs you to come with her to help pick out tiles f...

You've been asking me out for a while now, and I keep making up excuses as to why I cannot go out with you. But at this point I'm sick of making up excuses so I decided to give you a try. You have to reschedule our first date. No big deal, I wasn't really in the mood to hang out with a loser like you anyway. You reschedule our second date, but you are so apologetic about it that I decided to give you one last chance. Here I am showing up for our third attempt at a date. But then you tell me that now you cannot make it because your STEP-MOTHER needs you to come with her to help pick out tiles for her new bathroom WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?! You cancelled our date for you fucking step-mother. What the fuck kind of loser are you? Can't tell step-mommy "no"? Pathetic. You are actually turning down a date with me so you can go hangout with your step-mom like a fucking baby. Well here I am giving you a piece of my mind after telling me that you wanna reschedule again. I'm not even gonna waste my time on a pathetic loser such as yourself. There are tons of guys out there who've just been waiting in line for a date with me, and I'm on to the next one