I just got home from the gym and BOY am I SWEATY! I am in a good mood from my workout, so I show off my biceps a bit before stripping out of my clothes and rinsing my stinky body off. I smell so awful that I need a thorough scrubbing; since I'm INCREDIBLY HAIRY, a full-body shampoo is the way to go! Although I can't reach my back very well without YOU there to help, I suds every inch of my body that I can reach. Rubbing on myself feels soooo good that I don't stop there... I scrub my wild hairy bush EXTRA thoroughly cuz it feels so damn good! Then I rinse all the suds from my hair & body un... Show more