Mary Jane (MJ) and I have had a lovely time snorkelling at the beach. Wearing our full length wetsuits as its England and lets face it the sea is pretty chilly, we head out onto the sandy shore. I've had such a fun day and I'm all hyped up although MJ seems stroppy. She has been snapping at me all day so I decide to lighten the mood by splashing her on our way out of the sea.

My plan backfired when she goes absolutely nuts! Grabbing me by the hair she pushes me into the sand. I can't believe it, is she mad? Shocked sat in the sand she comes at me again, launching herself ...

Mary Jane (MJ) and I have had a lovely time snorkelling at the beach. Wearing our full length wetsuits as its England and lets face it the sea is pretty chilly, we head out onto the sandy shore. I've had such a fun day and I'm all hyped up although MJ seems stroppy. She has been snapping at me all day so I decide to lighten the mood by splashing her on our way out of the sea.

My plan backfired when she goes absolutely nuts! Grabbing me by the hair she pushes me into the sand. I can't believe it, is she mad? Shocked sat in the sand she comes at me again, launching herself at me. I will not stand for this and fight back pulling her into the sand too.

Rolling around in the sand we wrestle and scream at each other. It all becomes hazy but I remember her shoving my face in the sand and sitting on me. I grab at her legs, sitting on her to give er a taste of her own nasty medicine. It gets pretty volatile with insults flying, hair pulling and slapping.

Eventually after we are both exhausted, totally messed up and sandy, she storms off leaving me in the sand reeling, trying to comprehend what on earth just happened!