So my roomate Zac has the shrinking virus so he litterally lost his fucking job! hahah what a fucking loser! I work from home and pay the rent and he just sits around doing nothing! So I've decided to start fucking with him really hard! Lately I got told I was lactose intolerant and my farts have been horrific! The other day when I was gassy I walked over to Zac while he was quated down and farted right in his face! hahah I was laughing so hard as he sat there gagging! But now I wana take it to another level! Hhaha he's so small he litterally cant do anything about it! Fucking loser! So whi...

So my roomate Zac has the shrinking virus so he litterally lost his fucking job! hahah what a fucking loser! I work from home and pay the rent and he just sits around doing nothing! So I've decided to start fucking with him really hard! Lately I got told I was lactose intolerant and my farts have been horrific! The other day when I was gassy I walked over to Zac while he was quated down and farted right in his face! hahah I was laughing so hard as he sat there gagging! But now I wana take it to another level! Hhaha he's so small he litterally cant do anything about it! Fucking loser! So while he was I scooped up his tiny body and layed him on my work seat. I used some Black Duct Tape and Taped him down so he litterally cant move at all! Then I left and ate a Pint of Ice Cream and some Mexican food! Came back and sat my ass right down on his face! He was freaking out, but he cant do anything! He's barely a Foot tall! hahah I started ripping the most foul fucking farts! Ughhh best 8 hours of my life! I honestly dont ever want to take the tape off! Just let him be my seat from now on! HA That can be his job! He can be my personal Fart Sniffer! Yesssssssss! Love this idea! I work and pay rent then he works for me by sniffing all my stinky wet farts! Love this!