I’ve been crazy constipated the last few hours, and I know it’s because of my diet! But all I ate was a few slices of pizza, a pulled pork sandwich and a burrito with extra beans. I honestly couldn’t tell if I had to go number 2 or if it was just gas. So I sat down in my room, door closed and locked so that my roommate can’t hear me farting up a storm! After after I let one fart out, I realized he must’ve fell on my seat again! That fart hit him right in the face! I was so embarrassed, but I couldn’t get up and look him in the face! I dug my own grave, an now I have to lay in it! Or rather ...

I’ve been crazy constipated the last few hours, and I know it’s because of my diet! But all I ate was a few slices of pizza, a pulled pork sandwich and a burrito with extra beans. I honestly couldn’t tell if I had to go number 2 or if it was just gas. So I sat down in my room, door closed and locked so that my roommate can’t hear me farting up a storm! After after I let one fart out, I realized he must’ve fell on my seat again! That fart hit him right in the face! I was so embarrassed, but I couldn’t get up and look him in the face! I dug my own grave, an now I have to lay in it! Or rather sit on it in this case. I feel really bad, my roomates so nice, an now he’s about to get blasted over and over again with horrendous smelling farts! Moist, juicy, diabolical farts!