So there I was sitting at my computer minding my own business when all the sudden my asshole got crazy itchy! I kept scratching but it wasn’t helping! And it was making my fingers smell horrible! So then I noticed my tiny roomate and remembered that he owed me a favor cause I let him eat one of my grapes last week! So I scooped him up and told him, that he’s the perfect size to scratch my asshole for a little bit! I promised him that I would take him out after 5 minutes! He was very against it, but like he doesn’t have much say in it! I’m 100 times bigger than him! I pulled down my pants an...

So there I was sitting at my computer minding my own business when all the sudden my asshole got crazy itchy! I kept scratching but it wasn’t helping! And it was making my fingers smell horrible! So then I noticed my tiny roomate and remembered that he owed me a favor cause I let him eat one of my grapes last week! So I scooped him up and told him, that he’s the perfect size to scratch my asshole for a little bit! I promised him that I would take him out after 5 minutes! He was very against it, but like he doesn’t have much say in it! I’m 100 times bigger than him! I pulled down my pants and stuck him right against my anus! Pulled them back up and sat down! After a few seconds I let out a nice long fart! It felt so good! I did feel bad, but like I did give him a grape last week so he owes me! He was moving around a ton and it felt so good! I decided to leave him in for longer then 5 minutes because my asshole was super itchy and everytime I farted, he’d move and it felt so good! I honestly didn’t mean to leave him in there overnight! But win some lose some! Honestly I’ll give him another grape and we can call it even!