So I was walking around my house and couldnt find any underwear! I figured Maria, my roomate wouldnt mind if I borrowed one of hers! So I went in and just put on the first one I saw! I had no idea that her boyfriend was sewed into the part of the thong that sits pressed against your asshole! I had no idea that every fart I had from the Breakfast Burito would be blasting his poor little face over and over again! I felt so weird and so awkward when Maria texted me later and asked me to untie him from it! Ughhh so embaressing!

So I was walking around my house and couldnt find any underwear! I figured Maria, my roomate wouldnt mind if I borrowed one of hers! So I went in and just put on the first one I saw! I had no idea that her boyfriend was sewed into the part of the thong that sits pressed against your asshole! I had no idea that every fart I had from the Breakfast Burito would be blasting his poor little face over and over again! I felt so weird and so awkward when Maria texted me later and asked me to untie him from it! Ughhh so embaressing!