So I really needed some extra money to help pay my rent! But I really didnt want to have a roomate! That's when my friend Maria came up with a Geinus plan for me! I could offer a backroom thats small for a really tiny person! So I found this guy on Craigslist and when he gets here! I'm going to show him his room! I warned him that a weird odor sometimes takes over, and he wasnt thrilled about it because he said his sense of smell is really ehanced with his size, but he really needed to find a place! He paid me a year upfront which is awesome! So as soon as he arrives, Ill just shove him up ...

So I really needed some extra money to help pay my rent! But I really didnt want to have a roomate! That's when my friend Maria came up with a Geinus plan for me! I could offer a backroom thats small for a really tiny person! So I found this guy on Craigslist and when he gets here! I'm going to show him his room! I warned him that a weird odor sometimes takes over, and he wasnt thrilled about it because he said his sense of smell is really ehanced with his size, but he really needed to find a place! He paid me a year upfront which is awesome! So as soon as he arrives, Ill just shove him up my asshole and he can spend the next year there! It's gonna be awesome having a roomate here!