So recently Zac was being a dick to me, and I decided that he needed to learn his place in the world! He's small and I'm big! Like dude learn the way the world works! You have to be brown noser to people like me or else the world will walk over you! Or in this case sit all over you! Hahah so to teach Zac a Lesson I decided to Duct tape his Tiny ass to my seat cushion and sit down. But when I sat down I had some energy and felt some gas! So I decided to bounce up and down on his little face to help get all the gas out!

So recently Zac was being a dick to me, and I decided that he needed to learn his place in the world! He's small and I'm big! Like dude learn the way the world works! You have to be brown noser to people like me or else the world will walk over you! Or in this case sit all over you! Hahah so to teach Zac a Lesson I decided to Duct tape his Tiny ass to my seat cushion and sit down. But when I sat down I had some energy and felt some gas! So I decided to bounce up and down on his little face to help get all the gas out!