Do you have what it takes to be my number one boy? The one I brag about, the one I post about? Well you will have to do what makes me the happiest in order to get there. And what do you think that could be? Hmm, I love money. Money makes the world go round doesn’t it darling? And if you truly loved me you would do anything to make me happy right? So let’s get you into a contract, a love contract, to show your true devotion to me. Do you really love me?

Do you have what it takes to be my number one boy? The one I brag about, the one I post about? Well you will have to do what makes me the happiest in order to get there. And what do you think that could be? Hmm, I love money. Money makes the world go round doesn’t it darling? And if you truly loved me you would do anything to make me happy right? So let’s get you into a contract, a love contract, to show your true devotion to me. Do you really love me?