I walk into my living room all dressed up wearing a silver top, black skirt, chunky high heels, and pantyhose. My room has a big beautiful cluster of purple metallic balloons.

I undress down to only my pantyhose, bra, and heels before leaving to get a sharp pin to pop the balloons with.

A nice sharp needle... these balloons have no chance! I love balloon clusters, especially beautiful purple ones like this. Are you ready? Which one should I pop first? This one? Or this one over here? How about this one? I rub the needle against the balloon then start poking at it until it ... Show more