A last minute opportunity just came up! Its a bikini modeling gig that pays 5000 dollars! I really want to get this gig...but its is barely spring and I know I didn't work out much all winter. But that money! I really want to try out anyway, maybe I can just suck in and no one will notice a few extra pounds? Won't hurt to try out, right?

Hair and makeup is done and I feel fabulous in the dressing room, in my robe. The wardrobe has just been handed to me. This bikini I'm supposed to model is so small! I don't even know if my butt and boobs will fit in it! Here goes, I have no choice...

A last minute opportunity just came up! Its a bikini modeling gig that pays 5000 dollars! I really want to get this gig...but its is barely spring and I know I didn't work out much all winter. But that money! I really want to try out anyway, maybe I can just suck in and no one will notice a few extra pounds? Won't hurt to try out, right?

Hair and makeup is done and I feel fabulous in the dressing room, in my robe. The wardrobe has just been handed to me. This bikini I'm supposed to model is so small! I don't even know if my butt and boobs will fit in it! Here goes, I have no choice but to try it on.

Bikini, high heels, how do I look? Oh boy. I take a few practice runway walks. Yikes. I need to practice sucking in more. Hmmmmmmmm, *sucks in* tries to pose. Ugh! I can't hold it! Suck in! Ugh, now it's like my belly is just pushing out more! The struggle is exhausting! How will I do this on the runway!

More practice runway walking, now with the camera focused on my butt. Boy, there is way more butt than fabric! In fact, as I walk this bikini keeps giving me a wedgie. Doh! And it jiggles, look at how my booty jiggles!

How much could I have gained over one winter break anyway? I better step on the scale and see. AAAAHHHH! Omg, ok, forget it! I'm not even going to audition now! I can't try to act all sexy with this chubby belly, look, watch me dance around, is that doing anything for you? ;)