Ugh. Ick. Gross! Your penis is fucking disgusting. It's teeny, tiny, and thin. It's revolting to look at and no one on God's green earth wants that. Put that stub away. It's so small that you can't even tug on that thing. You basically just get to rub it and hope for the best. It's the only option. I wouldn't wish that inadequate thing on anyone.

Ugh. Ick. Gross! Your penis is fucking disgusting. It's teeny, tiny, and thin. It's revolting to look at and no one on God's green earth wants that. Put that stub away. It's so small that you can't even tug on that thing. You basically just get to rub it and hope for the best. It's the only option. I wouldn't wish that inadequate thing on anyone.