You've been good little paypigs. My boyfriend and I just purchased an oceanfront property with your loser money. It's absolutely gorgeous and exactly what I deserve. All your drains have funded my luxurious new place. You finally have some worth. It's the most your sad self could ever hope for. You've been helpful for once.

You've been good little paypigs. My boyfriend and I just purchased an oceanfront property with your loser money. It's absolutely gorgeous and exactly what I deserve. All your drains have funded my luxurious new place. You finally have some worth. It's the most your sad self could ever hope for. You've been helpful for once.