My search history is horrendous. Case in point this labia spreader. This was the first time I used it (haven't again yet, but I will). It rests on my g-spot and the ends bend out to expose my clit. I wonder what that could possibly be good for?

You can very much tell when my vibrator touches the door opener by the sounds I make and my nails digging into my thigh.

Now that we know we can hold the door open for you tiny peasants, we may have to try this out some more... maybe send in an exploratory party? Cervix should be easy to find as you already know. You know? All thing...

My search history is horrendous. Case in point this labia spreader. This was the first time I used it (haven't again yet, but I will). It rests on my g-spot and the ends bend out to expose my clit. I wonder what that could possibly be good for?

You can very much tell when my vibrator touches the door opener by the sounds I make and my nails digging into my thigh.

Now that we know we can hold the door open for you tiny peasants, we may have to try this out some more... maybe send in an exploratory party? Cervix should be easy to find as you already know. You know? All things for science.