Ah I might have made a mistake... I just got angry, just got fed up. I didn't know what I was doing! Ugh... I'm a homemaker, I take care of my two and my husband. I dress them, feed them, plan for them, on and on every single day and today I just don't know what came over me. I guess it was the last straw. I was making breakfast, pancakes, and little Sally says she wants waffles instead, and Timmy says HE wants french toast. Then my husband says his shirt is wrinkled! After waking up so early just to prep them all so THEIR morning is seamless,this is the thanks I get?! Well let's just say I DI...

Ah I might have made a mistake... I just got angry, just got fed up. I didn't know what I was doing! Ugh... I'm a homemaker, I take care of my two and my husband. I dress them, feed them, plan for them, on and on every single day and today I just don't know what came over me. I guess it was the last straw. I was making breakfast, pancakes, and little Sally says she wants waffles instead, and Timmy says HE wants french toast. Then my husband says his shirt is wrinkled! After waking up so early just to prep them all so THEIR morning is seamless,this is the thanks I get?! Well let's just say I DID NOT have pancakes today. Oh no, I had something a little... less traditional. Timmy wouldn't shut up so I grabbed his little body, opened wider than my mouth has ever gone, and I swallowed my step-son whole. Right there in front of his step-sister and step-dad! They just watched, and of course my husband runs over to try to calm me down. Noe, not having it today! I grabbed him too and down he went after his little prodigy. Oh and Sally, poor little Sally couldn't even gather everything that was going on. She went silently. And now here I am just sitting here while they digest inside of me for the next couple of days. I don't know how I could have let myself do this! Oh well, I guess I'll have to start another family.